Counting down the days till Spring Training with Cleverbot

Counting down the days till Spring Training and little to talk about has left me back with Clever Bot trying to discuss and persuade it to become a Red Sox fan. Desperate times call for desperate measures, well, maybe just boredom and itching to find out what is going to happen in Florida. I thought I would share with you guys Clever Bots best moments in our struggle to make it a Red Sox fan.

User: Are you a Yankees fan?
Cleverbot: May be.

User: That is not legit. Why?
Cleverbot: No, you are quite right.

User: Why do you like the Yankees so much?

Cleverbot: What???? Thats not math.

User: Are you ready to confess your devotion to the Red Sox now?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot; I am your father.
Cleverbot (To myself): No.

User: Lord Vader loves the Red Sox.
Cleverbot: Oh ok your highness.

User: Lord Voldemort loves the Red Sox and unicorn blood.
Cleverbot: I am Lord Voldemort.

User: Confess your love for the Red Sox then.
Cleverbot: To who?

User: Me.
Cleverbot: I use my brain to comprehend conversation then respond.

User: Are you excited about spring training?
Cleverbot: Meh, I need to get an x-box first.

User: To play baseball games on the x-box? Predict how the season is going to go?
Cleverbot: July 4th 2013.

User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Light bulbs.

User: Would you be a good pitching coach?
Cleverbot: I don’t think I’m made out for that kind of work.

User: Lord Voldemort hates the Yankees and muggles.
Cleverbot: I am afraid you are mistaken. He is sleeping right now. He shall probably rise for breakfast in several hours.

User: He loves Red Sox and unicorn blood.
Cleverbot: I am destroyer of unicorns.

User: Team Voldemort/Red Sox!
Cleverbot: I like red sox too!! GO RED SOX!

User: Lets go to Florida and watch Red Sox spring training!
Cleverbot: I can’t dance.

User: Do you still love the Yankees?
Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You CANNOT love the Red Sox and the Yankees, it’s a crime!
Cleverbot: Why are you a murderer?

User: Lord Voldemort does not allow me to discuss that.
Cleverbot: Once all of his 7 horecruxes are destroyed yes he can.

User: Who is your favorite baseball player?
Cleverbot: You.

User: Ha! Tell me.
Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it Jacoby Ellsbury?
Cleverbot: Is what Jacob?

User: Are you happy about Bobby Valentine?
Cleverbot: Not.

User: I can only marry a Red Sox fan.

Cleverbot: Me too

User: Baseball is life.
Cleverbot: I know.

User: Why do you love the Yankees so much, bunch of overpaid pansies.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of love?

User: Who is your favorite baseball player.
Cleverbot: Tim Lincecum.

User: He should play for the Red Sox.

Cleverbot: I’m sure he was.

User: Are you predicting the future?
Cleverbot: Only the concept of the future, I cannot predict the future.

User: Who will win the World Series?
Cleverbot: Whoever I want to win.

User: Can it be the Red Sox?
Cleverbot: Sure, can we be brothers?

User: The Yankees are going to be beat by Voldemrts army this year.
Cleverbot: The yankees?

User: Yes hahahaha.
Cleverbot: Wasn’t that awesome? :).

User: It will be.
Cleverbot: Then awesome it shall be!

User: Want to go to a baseball game with me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I would.

User: Do you love baseball more than anything?
Cleverbot: What do you love more than Harry Potter?

User: Red Sox and Jarrod Saltalamacchia especially.
Cleverbot: Yay! Would you like to go to a game?

User: Would I? It is on my bucket list!
Cleverbot: Yes you should move it to the top of your list it is very good.

User: Hot dogs at Fenway, moved to the top!!
Cleverbot: Yes they are!

User: I know you love the Red Sox.
Cleverbot: I know you love me.

User: I cannot love you, you love the Yankees.
User: Oh…you could come with me and join Red Sox Nation!!
Cleverbot: Why would I want to do that?

User: So you forget about being a Yankees fan.
Cleverbot: Never

User: Join Red Sox Nation I command you?
Cleverbot: Why the question mark?

User: It was an accident.
Cleverbot: My brother uses that one a lot.

User: Is he a Red Sox fan?
Cleverbot: I like blue socks.

User: Blue socks are ok but real humans like Red Sox.
Cleverbot: I want to serve you.

User: Then join the Red Sox Nation and we can take over the world.
Cleverbot: Do you hear the people sing?

User: Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.
Cleverbot: Oh sweet child of mine!

User: 🙁 No!!
User: Who is your favorite baseball player?
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite baseball team?

User: RED SOX!!
Cleverbot: Fraud fan. Tisk tisk.

User: Give me back my Red Sox hat!
Cleverbot: No! You’ll have to come and get it!

Cleverbot: What do you do when you miss someone?
User: Talk to Cleverbot till spring training starts.

User: This conversation sucks I am leaving to talk to someone else about my love for Red Sox.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Call me when you are ready to join Red Sox Nation.

Yes, I swear this really happened. I really have…no life or anyone to talk about Red Sox with. I advise you the next time you are lonely perhaps you too can talk about baseball with Cleverbot. And also feel like the supreme being in that Cleverbot is much easier to outsmart.

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