ADRIANNNNNNN, Please Come to Boston

Dear Adrian,

I understand there are a ton of rumors floating around and your agent is whispering sweet nothings into your ear about every possible trade, but you and I both know there is only one place for you to be playing next season: Boston. Besides being the greatest city in America, Boston offers you and your wife the most loyal fan-base in the country. As long as you are wearing the hanging socks on your jersey and give it 100% on the field, you will be embraced and supported here in every way possible. Who wouldn’t want to play in front of a sold-out crowd in the greatest park in Major League Baseball every single night?

A trade to the Red Sox, Adrian, would automatically place you in the middle of a pennant race every single year, unlike your experience with San Diego. The American League East is, hands down, the best division in professional baseball and allows you to get national attention on a nightly basis.  The level of competition is unmatched, and you would be thrust into the premier rivalry in baseball. Each night you will be facing the league’s best pitchers with  chance to put your team over the top with a big hit, or strong defensive stop.

The greatest perk to being on the Boston Red Sox is the people. Beginning with one of the best managers in baseball, Tito will greet you with open arms and introduce you to what it means to wear the famed jersey. Besides Tito, the players will be your friends and family and will protect you with a talented lineup each night. Unlike San Diego, you will be one of many dangerous hitters the opposing pitcher needs to be careful pitching to, allowing you to see better pitches to hit.

Adrian, pick up your cell phone right now and call GM Jed Hoyer. Let him know that Boston is where your heart is and you would do anything to get there for the 2010 season. Why? Because it is the right thing to do.

See you soon,

B-Dogg