In a previous life as an IT project manager I was managing a particularly challenging project, the delivery date of which was impossibly tight and stood a very real chance of failing to deliver. What I came to realize soon enough was that, like Apollo 13, failure was not an option. Management had made up their mind. Let the march begin. At one point early on the project team debated spiritedly with our customer with one team member finally blurting out, “This just isn’t realistic” to which our esteemed customer replied, “I am not constrained by reality.”
It is in that spirit that this week’s RH&E takes an unconstrained-by-reality swipe at many of the Red Sox trade rumors floating around the baseball blogosphere. Serious sports journalism is like any of its cousins in the financial, hard news and political sectors – solid, fact driven and trustworthy. Even Rupert Murdock would not mistake the following scintillating tidbits for serious journalism.
OK Catchers, Line Up. One of You Has To Go.
Jarrod Saltalamacchia‘s name continues to be the most consistently uttered trade bait name when it comes to Boston’s suddenly catcher heavy lineup. The Boston Globe’s Nick Cafardo cites interest in Salty by the White Sox, especially if they are unable to sign catcher A.J. Pierzynski. David Ross can easily share catching duties with Mike Napoli if the Sox finally close the deal on the Rangers’ first baseman/catcher.
Andre Dodging The Left Coast?
Both Buster Olney and ESPN.com’s Jason A. Curchill reported last week that the Dodgers and Red Sox may not be through doing business before the start of the 2013 season. Right fielder Andre Ethier has been linked to Boston as a possible final destination as he attempts to remove himself from LA’s financial mess and join forces with former Arizona State teammate Dustin Pedroia. The rub? Cody Ross‘ reported three-year $25 million asking price as opposed to Ethier’s $85 million five-year deal that he signed with LA at the beginning of last season. Shades of JD Drew? The Drew comparison is indeed apt. Ethier’s solid – not great – bat and glove would make him a potential right field stalwart who would likely enjoy better production long-term than Ross given Ross’ mashing ways at Fenway and more Mario Mendoza-like ways away from Boston.
Bay Back to the Back Bay?
Yup. It’s out there. Buster Olney reported that the Sox have been in contact with the Mets regarding Jason Bay. After a nice 2009 season patrolling left field in Boston (.267/.384/.537) Bay cashed out, went to the Mets and has since suffered through three years of declining performance and injury. Allow me to be frank. Please, please, please don’t make a deal to bring Bay back. Nothing good can come of this.
Berkman Up For Grabs?
Major League Baseball’s rumor site is saying that the Red Sox, Phillies and Astros are putting feelers out for St. Louis Cardinal outfielder/first baseman Lance Berkman. Two words: Stay away. Berkman is 36 and has been nicked up two out of the past three seasons. Don’t let his 31 homer 2011 fool you. He doesn’t have another one in him.
AL East Meets Far East
The Red Sox are interested Japanese closer, Kyuji Fujikawa. Fujikawa has already met with five other teams – the Angels, Dodgers, Orioles, Diamondbacks and Cubs. The 32 year-old righty, one of Japan’s dominant closers for nearly 10 years, will assuredly be looking for a multi-year deal. The good news for the Red Sox and any other team involved is that Fujikawa is a true free agent, which means teams don’t have to go through the onerous and for many prohibitively expensive posting process. Is it time to pull out your Daisuke Matsuzaka voodoo doll?
Completely Random Topic – World Baseball Classic. Another Reason to Detest It.
Question: Is there anything more obnoxious in sports than watching a World Baseball Classic qualifying final game between Panama and Brazil in Panama City and listening to the incessant cacophony of a stadium filled with horns. Answer: Not unless you’ve accidentally misplaced the needles you planned on sticking in your eyes. Think of 14,000 drunken geese flying overhead – for three hours – and you kinda get the picture. I’m 54 and have a touch of tinnitus. Watching and listening is the proverbial last nerve rubbed raw.
If you’ve read my columns before you know I think that the WBC is about the worst thing possible for baseball, especially for MLB players who show up at the WBC in March just in time to risk sustaining an injury that can affect them, and their team all through the next season. You remember guys, the games played in the summertime that you get paid millions to play back home? The business of putting butts in seats based on your health and ability to rake? Yeah, that one.
So after all that bitching, why would I put my self through it? Well…well…there was no Arizona Fall League on last night and it is technically baseball, OK. Happy now that my dirty little secret has been paraded around the circus grounds in public? Addiction is a terrible thing.
Well, I’m a’gonna raise a fuss,
An’ I’m a’gonna raise a holler.
I’ve been working all summer
Just to try and earn a dollar.
Well I went to the boss
Said I had a date
My boss said “No dice, son, you gotta work late”
Sometimes I wonder what I’m a’gonna do
There ain’t no cure for the summertime blues
- Summertime Blues, Eddie Cochran
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