Larry Lucchino

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YOU’RE BEN CHERINGTON: Finally in charge, Architect of the “Next Great Red Sox Team”

YOU’RE BEN CHERINGTON and, now that the Bobby & Larry Circus has left town, you are able to function as a real General Manager. Read | Share

Ben, finally– it’s your turn to drive, Cherington takes the wheel in Boston

Finally, it’s your turn to drive the car, Ben.  Last summer, while you were learning to drive, Uncle Larry kept grabbing the wheel, until he crashed the car.   Dad promised that from now on Uncle…Read More

Cherington must stick a fork in Alfredo to prove he–not Lucchino– is The Godfather

Red Sox GM Ben Cherington wants to prove that he–not CEO Larry Lucchino– is “running the team” now and that the 2012 Drama Sox Summer–produced by ego maniac Lucchino, when he…Read More

My Former Valentine, Larry’s Pal–once the “Smartest Man in Baseball”

Happy Valentine Day, Bobby.  Did you send a card to your pal Larry today? Has Larry sent you any “Job Opportunities” notices?  Remember, when he was “out of town” during your Valentine’s Day…Read More

Get Lowrie back from Astros to fill Lucchino Loophole at SS

Since, in his desperation to obtain his former 4-year employee John Farrell from Toronto, Larry Lucchino gave away the team’s starting SS, it’s time for GM Cherington to speed dial Astros’ GM Jeff…Read More

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Replay of 2012: “Dog & Phony” Mgr. Search…Once again, Larry got his “Boy,” Players welcome Farrell’s return

For the second year in a row Larry Lucchino has hired the new Red Sox manager; as expected, it was a…Read More

Is Lucchino behind the “must have Farrell” scenario to maintain control?

Last time the Sox pretended to search for a new manager, it was a disingenuous kabuki show, where “Running…Read More

Sox hire Management Consultant to create unprecedented plan to pick new manager

John Henry hired a Management Consultant company to recommend the best way to pick a new manager for…Read More

Lucchino, man who “runs the Red Sox” seeks to run away from his disasters…Not So Fast, Larry!

Larry Lucchino was in full spin cycle last week at the Valentine’s Day Massacre wake.  He was eager…Read More

The Day Valentine gave up on the Red Sox: Sept. 2nd

On September 2, 2012 Bobby Valentine finally gave up on the Red Sox; we knew that they died much earlier: “I’m…Read More

Yank’s Nova doomed to lose…”Biorhythms” in critical phase

YANKEE STADIUM, OCTOBER 1, 2012, 6:55 P.M. To the gregarious gang of 20-something Yankee fans in Section…Read More

Love Him or Hate Him, Larry Lucchino To Run Red Sox In 2013

He’s the man who essentially runs the Red Sox and love him or hate him, Larry Lucchino will return…Read More

“You’re John Henry” and you worked out a Gentleman’s Agreement with Mr. Valetine, privately

You’re John W. Henry and you are driven by a desire to minimize chaos; but you made a big mistake: …Read More

The Day Bobby Gave Up on the Sox: a brief history of the “Impossibe Team”

On September 2, 2012 Bobby Valentine finally gave up on the Red Sox; we knew that they died much earlier: “I’m…Read More

Nominations for 2012 Red Sox Interim Manager–Enter Fans’ lottery!

At the risk of being criticized for premature extrapolation, let’s get started on a list of candidates…Read More

“Ben & Larry” rediscover 1921 recipe for tea…very “interesting”

“May your life be interesting,” is believed to be an ancient curse in China. “I think the next…Read More

Fly-on-the-wall learns…Who will manage Cherington’s 2013 Red Sox?

Now that the media has made it clear that this is Ben Cherington’s team, when will the General Manager…Read More

“Fear & Loathing” in Sox Management… National Harpoon’s Sox Summer Vacation!…in search of “Wa”?

Sure, WE have all know it for months:  “It’s the pitching, stupid!” But the stupid part is that…Read More

Mr. Lucchino: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ ”

So, Red Sox fans, apparently “Lucky Larry” Lucchino believed he would pick up your spirits by…Read More

Ben-Theo Reunion? Chary Cherington to Chi-town?

Theo Epstein has just fired the Vice President of Player Personnel, Oneri Fleita, and there is already…Read More