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News Flash: Carl Crawford Puts His Mouth Through a Rigorous Workout and Doesn’t Pull Up Lame

Apparently the only body part that’s working really well for Carl Crawford these days is his mouth. Obviously bored and angry because he’s having great difficulty playing baseball anymore,…Read More

Carl Crawford Shut Down (Again)

Another spring, another setback for Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Carl Crawford.  Gee, where have we all heard that one before? This time it is lingering elbow pain, probably the residue from his Tommy…Read More

Why Dodgers LIKE deal…Beckett, Gonzo, Punto high in the clouds

    After Red Sox fans come down from a high equivalent to eating three bowls of Bill Lee’s favorite breakfast, they may wonder:  Why the hell did the Dodgers make this trade? Read | Share

Gonzo!

It’s happened. The biggest deal in baseball history (financially) has finally gone thorough. The only other player with over $100M left on their contract to get traded was Alex Rodriguez.  From what…Read More

The Hundred Million Dollar Man

We can rebuild him…we have the economy. This week Red Sox star left fielder and owner of a $142,000,000 dollar contract will have Tommy John surgery, ending his season. So I ask, how often do 100…Read More

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Crawford’s Season Over. Surgery On Thursday.

It was the right thing to do. Carl Crawford‘s torn ulnar collateral ligament wasn’t getting…Read More

Oh, My Elbow Bone! Crawford Likely Headed For Tommy John Surgery.

Although not a certainty, all indications are pointing to an early Carl Crawford exit from the Red Sox…Read More

Buccholz Gains Steam, Sox Take Orioles In Finale 6-3

Thursday night in Baltimore Clay Buchholz continued to be a bright spot in an otherwise blotchy Red…Read More

Taking back the Red Sox: FULL TEXT…Parts 1 through 6

    Who kidnapped our Red Sox?  The Owner? CEO? GM? Manager? Players? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir…Read More

Carl Crawford Battling Wrist Injury That May Require Injection

Since returning to the Red Sox, Carl Crawford has started to resemble the same baseball player that tormented…Read More

Red Sox Fire On All Cylinders In 14-1 Win

Coming off a very disappointing game, the Red Sox showed their true potential today with a commanding…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 6: Fans Buy the Red Sox

[Ed. Note:  We have attempted to make the case that the current owner, CEO, GM, manager, and players…Read More

Rose Amongst The Thorns. Buchholz, Sox Beat Tribe 3-2.

There are times during a lousy season, even in the midst of a particularly terrible stretch of baseball,…Read More

Mike Aviles, Carl Crawford, Nick Punto, and Kelly Shoppach On Waivers

Just because the July 31 Trading Deadline has passed by no means suggests that the hot stove is done…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 5: Blame the PLAYERS

  We ask for a FIFTH time: Who kidnapped our Red Sox? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir Giant Foam Finger,…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 4: Blame the Manager

We ask for a FOURTH time: Who kidnapped our Red Sox? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir Giant Foam Finger,…Read More

Unlucky 13

I’m not one to believe in jinxes, curses, Harvey Dent, vampires, or Mitt Romney. There are a lot of…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 3: Blame the General Manager

We ask for a THIRD time: Who kidnapped our Red Sox? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir Giant Foam Finger, yet…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 2: Blame the CEO

We ask for a second time: Who kidnapped our Red Sox? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir Giant Foam Finger,…Read More

Hey, Yu, Get Off Of That Mound! Sox Pound Darvish. Roll Rangers 9-2.

  Yu Darvish has been pretty good this year. The 6′ 5″, 215 lb. righty from Japan,…Read More