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DRUG SCANDAL: A-Rod, Braun to be suspended for 100 games, 18 more players suspected, No Red Sox on list

Alex Rodriguez and Ryan Braun will soon be suspended for 100-games by Commissioner Bud Selig and 18 other players will receive shorter sentences, according to sources from ESPN’s “Outside The Lines.”…Read More

“BECAUSE SELIG SUCKS” Fans can cast unlimited votes on All-Star ballot

“Welcome! You’re logged in and earned 10 extra ballots. Vote 35 times.” Is this on the top of an election ballot in a Banana Republic country? Nope; it’s from Bud Selig’s MLB All-Star ballot;…Read More

EARL CHANGE: New MLB App allows fans to “upgrade” seats during game–for a price

OPINION… Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig and his Capitalist Cronies have come up with a new way to squeeze more money out of the fans for tickets.  They offer you the opportunity to “upgrade”…Read More

Bumbling Bud Should Resign Now–before he does more damage to baseball

For a guy who sincerely loves the game of baseball, Bud Selig has critically damaged the game’s integrity and continuity, letting player statistics become tainted due to his inability to promptly and…Read More

Amphetamine Use in MLB: DA Jack McCoy charges Bud Selig with “depraved indifference”

Since 1998, when he was anointed Commissioner by his “owners,” Bud Selig turned a deaf ear to the rampant use of amphetamines in baseball.  If this were an episode of “Law & Order,” DA Jack…Read More

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Bumbling Bud Bothered by Bubbly, not lack of MLB alcohol consumption policy

Bumbling Bud Selig is fretting like a modern day Temperance activist about players spraying champagne…Read More

Why does Bud ignore the solution to the deadly dangers of shattered bats?

A broken bat was once a great two-piece souvenir for a fan at a game, but it has become a weapon that…Read More

How Bud’s Bumbling could bring Billy Beane to Red Sox

The inability of  Bumbling Bud Selig to resolve the territorial kerfuffle between the NL West First…Read More

Bud’s 2013 Schedule a “real dog”–inter-league play in final weeks?

Once again, erstwhile Commissar for Life, “Butt Sealing” has “screwed the pooch.” …Read More

Bud’s Conflicting Rules: Which one “counts”?

Bumbling Bud Selig has stumbled into a conundrum of his own making and may be forced to consider taking…Read More

Management Morons…time for the fans to buy the Red Sox

We call “horseshit” on the Fenway Brain Truss [Larry, John & Benny] for the way they are “managing”…Read More

Taking back the Red Sox: FULL TEXT…Parts 1 through 6

    Who kidnapped our Red Sox?  The Owner? CEO? GM? Manager? Players? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 6: Fans Buy the Red Sox

[Ed. Note:  We have attempted to make the case that the current owner, CEO, GM, manager, and players…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 5: Blame the PLAYERS

  We ask for a FIFTH time: Who kidnapped our Red Sox? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir Giant Foam Finger,…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 4: Blame the Manager

We ask for a FOURTH time: Who kidnapped our Red Sox? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir Giant Foam Finger,…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 3: Blame the General Manager

We ask for a THIRD time: Who kidnapped our Red Sox? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir Giant Foam Finger, yet…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 2: Blame the CEO

We ask for a second time: Who kidnapped our Red Sox? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir Giant Foam Finger,…Read More

Taking the Red Sox away from these FAILURES: PT. 1: Blame the Owner

Who kidnapped our Red Sox? Hand me my Red Sox souvenir Giant Foam Finger: ALL of the above! And it’s…Read More

Power Point Presentation to “The Three Stewards”– Greinke…Garza…or Wandy?

The Red Sox need a front-line starter to compete for a slot in the AL playoffs. By now every Tom, Nick,…Read More

All-Star Game Player Selection–New Rules, ‘This, Bud’s for YOU!’

It’s long past time to revise the voting for the All-Star game by taking the Commissioner and the…Read More