Sizemore’s revenge: scrap heap acquisitions that didn’t pan out for Red Sox

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With Opening Day just a few days away, Grady Sizemore is poised to come north with the Boston Red Sox. It’s a great story: a former All-Star, signed to an incentive-laden $750,000 contract, hasn’t played in the Majors for two years and now appears to have penciled himself in as the team’s starting center fielder. He’s a true “scrap heap” find.

Previously: The Grady Sizemore All-Stars

But sometimes it doesn’t work out, and Red Sox fans need to be prepared for that possibility. With that in mind, I bring you Sizemore’s Revenge: Busts — scrap heap pickups over the last 20 years that, for whatever reason, didn’t pan out.

What’s the criteria?

1. No pitchers. This list is for position players. Hot Garbage All-Stars: Red Sox Pitchers will be a future post.

2. The player must be “somebody.” Maybe he was an All-Star.  A Gold Glover. A former Rookie of the Year. A guy who was once an everyday player. A prospect who can’t catch a break.

3. The player must be on the scrap heap. Either:

a) unwanted — waived and/or looking at a steep pay cut,

b) coming back from injury, or

c) returning from the minors, an independent league, a foreign country, or being out of baseball altogether.

Those are the rules. And now, the busts…