Decade’s Top 10 Greatest Red Sox Facial Hair Decisions

by Boston Red Sox

Over the past 10 years, there have been some interesting facial hair looks from Sox players. In anticipation of the 2010 season, let’s look back at the top ten greatest beards, goatees, and ‘staches. 

10. Jason Varitek

Thickness: C
Trimming: B+
Overall effect: C+

9. Matt Clement

Thickness: A-
Trimming: C
Overall effect: C+

8. Mike Lowell

Thickness: C
Trimming: A
Overall effect: C+

7. Bill Mueller

Thickness: B-
Trimming: B-
Overall effect: B-

6. Alan Embree

Thickness: A-
Trimming: B-
Overall effect: B-

5. Kevin Millar

Thickness: B+
Trimming: B-
Overall effect: B+

4. David Ortiz

Thickness: C
Trimming: A+
Overall effect: B+

3. Tim Wakefield

Thickness: B+
Trimming: B+
Overall effect: B+

2. Johnny Damon

Thickness: A
Trimming: F
Overall effect: A-

1. Kevin Youkilis

Thickness: A
Trimming: A-
Overall effect: A-

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As always, very nice, B. Nice to see Damon didn't make number one on the list.

Have we checked Youk's goat for steroids?

I'd hate for your poll to fall by the way of the asterisk.

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